M src/interactions/commands/meow.ts → src/interactions/commands/meow.ts

@@ -8,13 +8,7 @@ import Uwuifier from "uwuifier";
 
 const commandData = new SlashCommandBuilder()
 	.setName("meow")
-	.setDescription("mrrp~")
-	.addStringOption((option) =>
-		option
-			.setName("text")
-			.setDescription("The text to meowify")
-			.setRequired(true),
-	);
+	.setDescription("mrrp~");
 
 const meowVariants = [
 	"meow",
@@ -36,35 +30,80 @@ "mweow",
 	"mwow",
 	"mrrah",
 	"mrawr",
+	"myaa",
+	"mrao",
+	"chirp",
+	"chirrup",
+	"trill",
+	"brr",
+	"brrp",
+	"ekekek",
+	"mrrrow",
+	"rawr",
+	"rowl",
+	"yowl",
+	"caterwaul",
+	"purr",
+	"purrr",
+	"prrrr",
+	"rrrr",
+	"mew mew",
+	"squeek",
+	"squeak",
+	"mrrp mrrp",
+	"brrrt",
+	"prrow",
+	"meep",
+	"mrrph",
+	"blepp",
+	"raow",
+	"reow",
+	"mrrup",
+	"mrraah",
+	"mowww",
+	"mao",
 ];
 
-const suffixes = ["~", "!!", "!?", "?!", "...", "!11", ""];
-const prefixes = ["m-", "", ""];
-const emoticons = [">w<", "^w^", "=^w^=", "ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ", "(=^・ェ・^=)", ""];
+const suffixes = ["~", "!!", "!?", "?!", "...", "!11", "", "♡", "✧"];
+const prefixes = ["m-", "", "", ""];
+const emoticons = [
+	">w<",
+	"^w^",
+	"=^w^=",
+	"ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ",
+	"(=^・ェ・^=)",
+	"(=^‥^=)",
+	"ฅ(•ㅅ•❀)ฅ",
+	"₍˄·͈༝·͈˄₎",
+	"(ΦωΦ)",
+	"(=①ω①=)",
+	"~(=^‥^)ノ",
+	"",
+];
 
-function meowify(input: string): string {
-	const words = input.toLowerCase().split(/\s+/);
+function generateMeow(): string {
+	const wordCount = Math.floor(Math.random() * 6) + 3; // 3-8 meows
+	const words: string[] = [];
 
-	return (
-		words
-			.map((word) => {
-				const prefix = prefixes[Math.floor(Math.random() * prefixes.length)];
-				const meow =
-					meowVariants[Math.floor(Math.random() * meowVariants.length)];
-				const suffix = suffixes[Math.floor(Math.random() * suffixes.length)];
+	for (let i = 0; i < wordCount; i++) {
+		const prefix = prefixes[Math.floor(Math.random() * prefixes.length)];
+		const meow = meowVariants[Math.floor(Math.random() * meowVariants.length)];
+		const suffix = suffixes[Math.floor(Math.random() * suffixes.length)];
 
-				// sometimes extend the meow with repeated letters
-				const extendedMeow =
-					Math.random() > 0.6
-						? meow.replace(/[aeiouw]/g, (m) =>
-								m.repeat(Math.floor(Math.random() * 3) + 1),
-							)
-						: meow;
+		// sometimes extend the meow with repeated letters
+		const extendedMeow =
+			Math.random() > 0.5
+				? meow.replace(/[aeiourw]/g, (m) =>
+						m.repeat(Math.floor(Math.random() * 4) + 1),
+					)
+				: meow;
 
-				return `${prefix}${extendedMeow}${suffix}`;
-			})
-			.join(" ") +
-		(Math.random() > 0.7
+		words.push(`${prefix}${extendedMeow}${suffix}`);
+	}
+
+	return (
+		words.join(" ") +
+		(Math.random() > 0.4
 			? ` ${emoticons[Math.floor(Math.random() * emoticons.length)]}`
 			: "")
 	);
@@ -76,9 +115,8 @@ interaction: ChatInputCommandInteraction,
 ) {
 	const uwuifier = new Uwuifier();
 
-	const text = interaction.options.getString("text", true);
-	const meowifiedText = meowify(text);
-	const uwuifiedMeowText = uwuifier.uwuifySentence(meowifiedText);
+	const meowText = generateMeow();
+	const uwuifiedMeowText = uwuifier.uwuifySentence(meowText);
 
 	const blacklistedWords = [
 		"twerks",