src/interactions/commands/meow.ts (view raw)
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 |
import { text } from "@/utils/components";
import {
type ChatInputCommandInteraction,
type Client,
SlashCommandBuilder,
} from "discord.js";
import Uwuifier from "uwuifier";
const commandData = new SlashCommandBuilder()
.setName("meow")
.setDescription("mrrp~");
const meowVariants = [
"meow",
"mew",
"mrrow",
"mrow",
"mrrp",
"miau",
"miu",
"nya",
"mya",
"mraow",
"meowdy",
"mrrr",
"prrt",
"prrp",
"mreow",
"mweow",
"mwow",
"mrrah",
"mrawr",
"myaa",
"mrao",
"chirp",
"chirrup",
"trill",
"brr",
"brrp",
"ekekek",
"mrrrow",
"rawr",
"rowl",
"yowl",
"caterwaul",
"purr",
"purrr",
"prrrr",
"rrrr",
"mew mew",
"squeek",
"squeak",
"mrrp mrrp",
"brrrt",
"prrow",
"meep",
"mrrph",
"blepp",
"raow",
"reow",
"mrrup",
"mrraah",
"mowww",
"mao",
];
const suffixes = ["~", "!!", "!?", "?!", "...", "!11", "", "♡", "✧"];
const prefixes = ["m-", "", "", ""];
const emoticons = [
">w<",
"^w^",
"=^w^=",
"ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ",
"(=^・ェ・^=)",
"(=^‥^=)",
"ฅ(•ㅅ•❀)ฅ",
"₍˄·͈༝·͈˄₎",
"(ΦωΦ)",
"(=①ω①=)",
"~(=^‥^)ノ",
"",
];
function generateMeow(): string {
const wordCount = Math.floor(Math.random() * 6) + 3; // 3-8 meows
const words: string[] = [];
for (let i = 0; i < wordCount; i++) {
const prefix = prefixes[Math.floor(Math.random() * prefixes.length)];
const meow = meowVariants[Math.floor(Math.random() * meowVariants.length)];
const suffix = suffixes[Math.floor(Math.random() * suffixes.length)];
// sometimes extend the meow with repeated letters
const extendedMeow =
Math.random() > 0.5
? meow.replace(/[aeiourw]/g, (m) =>
m.repeat(Math.floor(Math.random() * 4) + 1),
)
: meow;
words.push(`${prefix}${extendedMeow}${suffix}`);
}
return (
words.join(" ") +
(Math.random() > 0.4
? ` ${emoticons[Math.floor(Math.random() * emoticons.length)]}`
: "")
);
}
async function execute(
_client: Client,
interaction: ChatInputCommandInteraction,
) {
const uwuifier = new Uwuifier();
const meowText = generateMeow();
const uwuifiedMeowText = uwuifier.uwuifySentence(meowText);
const blacklistedWords = [
"twerks",
"sees bulge",
"notices buldge",
"starts twerking",
];
const finalText = blacklistedWords.reduce((acc, word) => {
return acc.replace(new RegExp(word, "gi"), "----");
}, uwuifiedMeowText);
await interaction.reply({
content: finalText,
allowedMentions: { users: [interaction.user.id] },
});
}
export default {
data: commandData,
execute,
};
|