A src/interactions/commands/meow.ts

@@ -0,0 +1,103 @@
+import { text } from "@/utils/components";
+import {
+	type ChatInputCommandInteraction,
+	type Client,
+	SlashCommandBuilder,
+} from "discord.js";
+import Uwuifier from "uwuifier";
+
+const commandData = new SlashCommandBuilder()
+	.setName("meow")
+	.setDescription("mrrp~")
+	.addStringOption((option) =>
+		option
+			.setName("text")
+			.setDescription("The text to meowify")
+			.setRequired(true),
+	);
+
+const meowVariants = [
+	"meow",
+	"mew",
+	"mrrow",
+	"mrow",
+	"mrrp",
+	"miau",
+	"miu",
+	"nya",
+	"mya",
+	"mraow",
+	"meowdy",
+	"mrrr",
+	"prrt",
+	"prrp",
+	"mreow",
+	"mweow",
+	"mwow",
+	"mrrah",
+	"mrawr",
+];
+
+const suffixes = ["~", "!!", "!?", "?!", "...", "!11", ""];
+const prefixes = ["m-", "", ""];
+const emoticons = [">w<", "^w^", "=^w^=", "ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ", "(=^・ェ・^=)", ""];
+
+function meowify(input: string): string {
+	const words = input.toLowerCase().split(/\s+/);
+
+	return (
+		words
+			.map((word) => {
+				const prefix = prefixes[Math.floor(Math.random() * prefixes.length)];
+				const meow =
+					meowVariants[Math.floor(Math.random() * meowVariants.length)];
+				const suffix = suffixes[Math.floor(Math.random() * suffixes.length)];
+
+				// sometimes extend the meow with repeated letters
+				const extendedMeow =
+					Math.random() > 0.6
+						? meow.replace(/[aeiouw]/g, (m) =>
+								m.repeat(Math.floor(Math.random() * 3) + 1),
+							)
+						: meow;
+
+				return `${prefix}${extendedMeow}${suffix}`;
+			})
+			.join(" ") +
+		(Math.random() > 0.7
+			? ` ${emoticons[Math.floor(Math.random() * emoticons.length)]}`
+			: "")
+	);
+}
+
+async function execute(
+	_client: Client,
+	interaction: ChatInputCommandInteraction,
+) {
+	const uwuifier = new Uwuifier();
+
+	const text = interaction.options.getString("text", true);
+	const meowifiedText = meowify(text);
+	const uwuifiedMeowText = uwuifier.uwuifySentence(meowifiedText);
+
+	const blacklistedWords = [
+		"twerks",
+		"sees bulge",
+		"notices buldge",
+		"starts twerking",
+	];
+
+	const finalText = blacklistedWords.reduce((acc, word) => {
+		return acc.replace(new RegExp(word, "gi"), "----");
+	}, uwuifiedMeowText);
+
+	await interaction.reply({
+		content: finalText,
+		allowedMentions: { users: [interaction.user.id] },
+	});
+}
+
+export default {
+	data: commandData,
+	execute,
+};