M apps/bot/src/events/index.ts → apps/bot/src/events/index.ts

@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 import "f/automod/listeners";
 import "f/proxy/listeners";
+import "f/grok/listeners";
 import { upsertGuildActor } from "f/guild-actor";
 
 import { client } from "@/client";

A apps/bot/src/feats/grok/listeners.ts

@@ -0,0 +1,39 @@
+import { Events } from "discord.js";
+import { glorpify } from "f/proxy/lib";
+
+import { client } from "@/client";
+
+const responses = [
+	"looking into this",
+	"yeh",
+	"yeh",
+	"yeh",
+	"glorp",
+	"yeh",
+	"https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/993673735158632571/1474488946212868341/togif.gif",
+	"who cares",
+];
+
+client.on(Events.MessageCreate, async (message) => {
+	if (message.author.bot) return;
+
+	const prefix = ["grok", "glorp"];
+	const regex = new RegExp(`^(${prefix.join("|")})\\s+(.+)$`, "i");
+	if (!regex.test(message.content)) return;
+
+	const [, prefixUsed, content] = regex.exec(message.content) ?? [];
+	if (!prefixUsed || !content) return;
+
+	const isGlorp = prefixUsed.toLowerCase() === "glorp";
+
+	const rawResponse = responses[Math.floor(Math.random() * responses.length)];
+	if (!rawResponse) return;
+	const responseText = isGlorp ? glorpify(rawResponse) : rawResponse;
+
+	const reply = await message.channel.send(responseText);
+
+	if (rawResponse === "looking into this") {
+		await new Promise((resolve) => setTimeout(resolve, Math.floor(Math.random() * 3000) + 2000));
+		await reply.reply("yeh");
+	}
+});