apps/bot/src/commands/meow.ts (view raw)
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import { kitten } from "@/client";
const meowCommand = kitten.command("meow", {
description: "mrrrp mew",
async run(interaction) {
const meowVariants = [
"meow",
"mew",
"mrrow",
"mrow",
"mrrp",
"miau",
"miu",
"nya",
"mya",
"mraow",
"meowdy",
"mrrr",
"prrt",
"prrp",
"mreow",
"mweow",
"mwow",
"mrrah",
"mrawr",
"myaa",
"mrao",
"chirp",
"chirrup",
"trill",
"brr",
"brrp",
"ekekek",
"mrrrow",
"rawr",
"rowl",
"yowl",
"caterwaul",
"purr",
"purrr",
"prrrr",
"rrrr",
"mew mew",
"squeek",
"squeak",
"mrrp mrrp",
"brrrt",
"prrow",
"meep",
"mrrph",
"blepp",
"raow",
"reow",
"mrrup",
"mrraah",
"mowww",
"mao",
];
const suffixes = ["~", "!!", "!?", "?!", "...", "!11", "", "✧"];
const prefixes = ["m-", "", "", ""];
const emoticons = [
">w<",
"^w^",
"=^w^=",
"ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ",
"(=^・ェ・^=)",
"(=^‥^=)",
"ฅ(•ㅅ•❀)ฅ",
"₍˄·͈༝·͈˄₎",
"(ΦωΦ)",
"(=①ω①=)",
"~(=^‥^)ノ",
"",
];
const wordCount = Math.floor(Math.random() * 15) + 3;
const words: string[] = [];
for (let i = 0; i < wordCount; i++) {
const prefix = prefixes[Math.floor(Math.random() * prefixes.length)] as string;
const meow = meowVariants[Math.floor(Math.random() * meowVariants.length)] as string;
const suffix = suffixes[Math.floor(Math.random() * suffixes.length)] as string;
// sometimes extend the meow with repeated letters
const extendedMeow =
Math.random() > 0.5
? meow.replace(/[aeiourw]/g, (m) => m.repeat(Math.floor(Math.random() * 4) + 1))
: meow;
words.push(`${prefix}${extendedMeow}${suffix}`);
}
const content =
words.join(" ") +
(Math.random() > 0.4 ? ` ${emoticons[Math.floor(Math.random() * emoticons.length)]}` : "");
interaction.reply({ content });
},
});
export default meowCommand;
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